Comedian Elijah Daniel has taken Donald Trump a place he has never gone before, nor has he wanted to.
Last week, Daniel posted the following Twitter comment:
While this was obviously a joke, Daniel followed through with publishing the hilarious erotic novella: Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy.
In his Message to Readers, Daniel writes: “This is a work of fiction, a really bad one, but a work of fiction nonetheless.”
He adds: “Why are you reading this s**t? I wrote this really f**king drunk and in 4 hrs…I’m so sorry.”
Nevertheless, people are reading the book. Approximately 250 people have commented on the book on Amazon, and many more have downloaded it for their reading pleasure. The book even reached number 1 popularity status in the “humorous erotica” category.
The plot of the novel is described as: “It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change.”
For your entertainment, here is an excerpt from the novella:
“It was him. It was Donald! He stood there in front of me, like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy Cheeto, his hair unkept and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest. He was beautiful.”
The best part is that The Donald hates this book just as much as we love it! He has heard of the book and tweeted a response: